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1. 走出廁所時候像企鵝一樣走路,因為妳可以感覺到衛生棉的存在。

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2.「當妳經期來坐下一陣子之後,妳以為妳的褲子會長這樣:」

Gotten someone to "check the back" when you come out of the bathroom.
 
然後會忍不住衝去廁所再三檢查!
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3.「外漏保障。」多件夾克、多一點保障。

Inconspicuously laid your jacket on your chair seat in case of...accidents.

 

4.「偷偷摸摸。」去上廁所時把衛生棉藏在袖子裡。

Snuck your pad to the bathroom by putting it up your sleeve.

 

5.「當妳站起來的時候是這個臉。」

Done this face when you stand up after sitting down for ages.
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6. 當妳早上醒來發現經過一個晚上、任何保護都已經移位的臉。

And done this face when you wake up in the morning and everything has shifted in the night.

 

7. 在廁所時用咳嗽掩飾打開衛生棉的聲音。

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8.「當妳在經期時打噴嚏/咳嗽。」

Tried to hold in a sneeze because who knows what might happen?

 

9. 當妳問同事有沒有衛生棉,她們會給妳給得好像妳們在進行毒品交易。

Asked someone at work for a pad or tampon and then been really clandestine about it as if you were dealing drugs.

 

10. 如果事發突然、身邊又沒有衛生棉,你會用掉一堆衛生紙來替代,又因為妳實在太害怕會漏出來,所以是真的超大一堆。

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11.「不要在意我,我只是試著想阻止血流而已。(主播笑)」

Crossed your legs really tightly whenever you sit down, in an attempt to stop the unstoppable flow.

 

12. 因為子宮收縮讓妳誤以為快便便而衝到廁所去。

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「總是會有這種事。」

 

13.「到底是我已經流血流到滿屁股都是了呢,還是只是屁股流汗而已?」妳常常這麼問自己。

Confused your own butt sweat for leaking all over yourself.

 

14. 穿兩件內褲來避免外漏 (然後祈禱你能夠在血流到第2層前衝到廁所)。

Doubled up on a pair of knickers to decrease the chance of leakage.

 

15. 用衛生紙再三檢查下面的慘況。

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16. 對血塊的大小感到噁心,但又同時很滿意。「超噁的哇尬意。」

Been both incredibly grossed out and weirdly satisfied by the size of a blood clot.

 

17. 不小心就會超時用衛生棉或衛生棉條。

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18. 早上醒來妳身下已經有一攤血。

Woken up in a small puddle of your own blood after a heavy night.

 

19. 穿黑色內褲5天,因為它們掩飾血跡掩飾得最好。

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20. 偷偷在衣服下用熱敷墊來舒緩疼痛。「每個人都有自己的痛楚,但我快死了。」

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21. 留在廁所裡因為血第一次根本沖不乾淨。

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22.「這些運動褲真是太適合現在的我了。」挑選符合自己浮腫體型的衣服。

And picked an outfit solely based on how bloated/heavy you are.
參考資料:Buzzfeed